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That beard…

Dear reader,

We need to talk about your beard.

I know why you’re growing one — you want to look older than you are. You want to look more masculine than you are. Maybe your woman encouraged you to grow one.

However, please evaluate your beard density… honestly!

… because most men have a patchy beard. And thus, shouldn’t sport a beard. It makes them look worse than they would normally.

It’s the truth. Life’s unfair.

Bald people can’t have long hair.

Hairy people want a hairless chest.

And those with no face hair want a beard.

Don’t try to fight nature. Use your personal features to your advantage. 

Regards,

Edward

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